Master Proscrastinator

Exam Jo

J: OMG LOOK AT WHAT I DREW INSTEAD OF WRITING MY PAPER.

S: Okay. Well, just start writing it now?

J: I think I'm going to colour it.

..........15 minutes later

J: LOOK! BITCH, I WASN'T KIDDING.

Last Night...

I Wish I -

J: OH GOD, is it I wish I "was" or I wish I "were"?
S: I mean, you'd say "If I were a blah blah", so "were"?
J: But... what about... "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller..."
S: That's your grammatical rationale? SKEE-LO?

Daughter #1

My Sister is an Asshole - Exhibit G(?):
Mum: Hello daughter #1 (to me)
Shan: She's daughter #1 out of your vagina, but I'm daughter #1 in your heart.

Storm the Wall

Storm the Wall is a 5-person team relay or individual event. Including a 225 yard swim (9 widths of the UBC Aquatic Centre pool), 450m sprint, 2.8km cycle and 1km run, after which the whole team “storms” the 12’ wall. Here's a comic I wrote for UBC REC's online magazine www.thepoint.ubc.ca about my favorite REC event.

Storm the Wall: It'll Change Your Life

Unwanted Hand Action

And it's like "parasite" all over again - J

P.S. If you get tired of constantly refreshing our blog to find out when we post *coughCAROLcough* feel free to follow me (@jocctseng) on twitter to find out when we update.

Y U NO

Once this stubborn paper finally decides to write itself, you can expect a new post! - J

Parasite

The other day I was talking to my co-worker Steph...

 

Locked in

How I entertained a guy in the gym for 10 minutes...

It took another 5 minutes before Taira let me out - J

Candid Camera

One day... Shan was telling an amusing joke (better than "POOP", but I can't recall exactly what it was)...

IT'S ALL TRUE.  MY LIFE IS SO SAD. - J

Then don't keep a camera on your desk - S

Cats and Black Pants

Cat Psychology

Ugly

Who knew that even at the tender age of three, Shannon would be such a dick....

Here's another instalment of "My Sister is an Asshole" - Exhibit B: as a toddler, Shannon refused to let ugly people look at her.

THIS IS NOT EXAGGERATED.

SRSLY.

Cupcake

Ruining your cupcake eating experience since '91

Morning

EVERY. FUCKING. MORNING.

What Happens in Bali...

 

On another note, our dad totally has Bieber bangs - J

Snuggle

Our co-workers think we're weird.

Seriously though, we don't. -J

We totally do. -S

Duet

My Sister is an Asshole: Exhibit A - she forces me to sing the male part of any duet - J
Join us for a sing-along by clicking here.

 

Factitious Disorder

We were cramming for an abnormal psychology midterm when we came across this disorder. Keep in mind it was 5am when this baby was conceived.

Factitious Disorder (def'n): a condition where the afflicted feigns symptoms in order to play "patient".

Happy Valentines Day!

These are the Valentines Day cards that I made for my co-workers. OH GOD I HOPE I DON'T GET FIRED FOR THE PENIS ONE. -S