Monday, April 18, 2011
Master Proscrastinator
Exam Jo
J: OMG LOOK AT WHAT I DREW INSTEAD OF WRITING MY PAPER.
S: Okay. Well, just start writing it now?
J: I think I'm going to colour it.
..........15 minutes later
J: LOOK! BITCH, I WASN'T KIDDING.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Last Night...
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
I Wish I -
J: OH GOD, is it I wish I "was" or I wish I "were"?
S: I mean, you'd say "If I were a blah blah", so "were"?
J: But... what about... "
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...
"
S: That's your grammatical rationale? SKEE-LO?
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Daughter #1
My Sister is an Asshole - Exhibit G(?):
Mum: Hello daughter #1 (to me)
Shan: She's daughter #1 out of your vagina, but I'm daughter #1 in your heart.
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